About Me

I'm a 31-year-old Math teacher who thinks parallelograms are awesome and quadratic equations are healthy for the soul.

Why do I write this blog?  Kicks and giggles, really.  I'd love for this thing to take off and make me money so I can just sit around scratching myself all day and use $100 bills as napkins.

If you like what you read please comment, and hit the like button and if you're hot, send me a topless picture. My lawyers remind me to tell you the picture request is for readers 18 and over only.

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