Miley Cyrus' Transformation into a Slut Going as Planned

It was just a few years ago Miley Cyrus was a wholesome 13-year-old starring on the Disney Channel. In the past few years before the public's eyes she has really begun to grow into a beautiful young slut.

"I can't believe how my fast my baby has grown up," remarked father Billy Ray. "You spend your whole life raising a child in hopes that one day you can let go and hope that she will grow into a slutty young woman on her own. She has made me so proud!"

Her mother recalls how rocky the transition into sluthood has been. "I remember when she was 15 and I tried to talk her into buying her first low-cut, 6 inch above the knee dress. She broke into tears crying, 'I'm just not ready yet.' Then 2 weeks later she came home from the mall with an even trashier dress than the one I tried to buy for her. She tried it on, and I was like, 'Is that my teenage daughter or is it a hooker? I can't tell!' And that's when I knew our little girl was well on her way to an out-of-wedlock pregnancy by the time she's 19, 20 tops."

Miley in 2005, looking all young and unslutty

Miley in 2010, looking all adult and hot and stuff.

Miley said in an interview that she hopes to be in her second marriage by 21 and in rehab while being pregnant with her third child by 23.

"I always knew she was goal-oriented," stated a teary-eyed father. "Seeing the decisions she is making really lets me know I've done my job as a parent."