Rabbi Levin Hears Rumor that Paladino has a Gay Son; Nearly Chokes on Boyfriend's Penis

Earlier this week, New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino made comments about gay marriage being a bad influence on children because it may encourage them to "choose" homosexuality.  The following day, he made an apology stating he did not have anything against gay rights, and that he has a son nephew who is gay.  This apology upset Rabbi Yehuda Levin to the point of almost choking on salami.

This morning Paladino announced he has a gay son.  Rabbi Levin, seen in the picture below desperately trying to resist the urge to suck off a microphone, found this news out later that day whilst having a nooner with his "friend" Gay Shlomo.  He got the nickname by being the happiest homosexual in the Orthodox Jew community.

"I couldn't believe how even more startling this news is than the previous news. We always have the TV playing in the background when we're discussing the Torah, as well as when we're screwing.  And let me tell ya, the Torah had nothing to do with the festivities that afternoon."  It was at that point the rabbi winked.


"I was in such a hurry to make another statement to the press about how horrible this is that I forgot to comb  the sperm chunk out of my beard, and by the time I remembered they were already dried up. Ewww Gah-ross!"

This was all cleared up later in the day when the rabbi finally learned what gay means.

"Oh that's what gay means?" said the rabbi.  "That's totally fine with me.  I thought it meant Muslim."