Douche Shows Up at Party Without Responding to E-vite

Tom Smith, a real douche hole according to party guests, came to Sue's party on Saturday night without having the decency to click the Yes button on the E-vite he had been sent 2 weeks prior to the party.

"Not even a fucking maybe," said Sue while counting beer bottles to make sure there was still enough to go around with the unexpected arrival of that dickface known as Tom.  "Most of my other friends clicked a choice, and even the few who didn't respond were't dick enough to show up."

Pedro, a mutual friend of Sue and that fuckface, recalls other times when the ass clown didn't exercise proper nettiquette.  "Last week I emailed a few buddies, Tom included, to meet up for a drink after work.  Never heard back from him, but then like an assface he shows up at the bar, and like 20 minutes late! He tried to tell me his internet was, down, but then how the hell did he read the email!"

Tom spent the rest of the evening engulfing pizza rolls while guests gave him dirty glares.  This is Tom's biggest faux pas since he failed to change his status on his Facebook profile from single to married, resulting in his wife filing for divorce after 11 years of marriage.