TV Fall Lineup

Hey everyone!  Here's a sneak peek at some of the wonderful shows that will be coming your way this fall!

That's My Eskimo! - One day the Patterson family comes home to find an Eskimo building an igloo in their backyard.  Will they make him leave or will he be a new member of the family?  Well you can guess which one is gonna happen, but watch anyway!

My Son, The Brillo Pad - A man's son dies in a horrible circus accident.  But one day the father buys a box of Brillo pads, and discovers that the son has been reincarnated as one of the pads!  What kind of wacky things will  happen when Consuela the maid uses him to clean the dirty pots and pans?  Tune in to find out.

So You Think You Can Open This Jar of Pickles? - Contestants will try everything from hot water to banging with a knife to be the one who can prove they're able to open that jar of pickles!


Lindsay Lohan's House of Vomit - Tune in as we take a camera crew into Lindsay's house to see all the vomit resulting from her partying the night before.  Experts will be able to determine what she ate, drank, injected, and shoved up her ass.

Lonely Hot Girl Who Can't Seem to Find the Right Guy - She's a hot girl with an awesome body but due to an unbelievable amount of low self-esteem is still alone even though every guy in town has a boner for her.  Tune in for this hot, original show!

Family with Two Parents Barely Making Ends Meet but Always Seems to Get Through a Different Situation Every Week - Well, I guess this serves as both a title and a synopsis

Divorced Guy Trying to Get Back Into the Dating World While Still Trying to Maintain a Relationship with His Kids - From the producers of Lonely Hot Girl.. comes another original sitcom about a guy who just divorced and now goes on dates with women and still be a good dad.  Will he schedule a date on the same night as his daughter's big flute solo?  Well you'll just have to watch!

Mel Gibson's Court Mandated Show About Racial Tolerance - Mel Gibson "voluntarily" hosts his own show about why we should accept people of all races.  Topics include how Jews are far from being cheap, big-nosed Jesus-killers, and understanding that black people are more than just car-jacking, welfare-taking, drains on society.

Al Gore's Dance Party - Join Al Gore as he hosts a show that he says is all about big name artists and dancing but he spends half the show talking about what you can do to save the ice caps.

Jewish Joy for the Miserable Goy - Well, I don't think this one needs much explanation.