New Discovery: Bob Marley DID Kill the Deputy

Almost 30 years after Bob Marley's death, new evidence proves that he shot both the sheriff and the deputy.

Cops dismissed the case because his song was so convincing.  "That bastard really had us going," said one detective who was assigned the to case back when it happened.  "He lied to us through song.  I hate when that happens!"

"It started out as a joke," explained one officer.  "One of my fellow officers mentioned how funny it would be if he was lying about not killing the deputy, but our captain took it all seriously and got a letter permitting us to exhume the deputy's corpse.  We got the bullet out of him and it was the same type of bullet that killed the sheriff.  This made us skeptical about so many other songs.   Is Billy Joel really an innocent man like his song suggests?  Is Paul Simon both a rock and an island?  I don't know what to believe anymore!"


The police have now started on the case to find the man who is killing Lauryn Hill softly with his song.