Guy Waiting For Your Story to End so He Can Tell a Better One

The guy across from you at your friend's little Dinner Get-together is eagerly waiting for you to finish to tell a story that is way better than yours. Whatever happened to you in your story happened to him too, but many more times and in a much cooler way. That celebrity you ran into when you were in New York City that time? He ran into one too but the one he ran into is incredibly more famous. And that time you were mugged at knife point.. well he was mugged at gunpoint and had so much more money in his wallet. You might as well just quit now because there is now way you're gonna top that guy.