Lindsay Lohan Off the Hook for SCRAM Bracelet Going Off

After a great deal of research, an explanation has been found for the slutty junkie 23-year-old actress's SCRAM bracelet being set off and raising her BAC to between .03 and .04. The explanation makes so much sense even the most skeptical critics are saying "Oh, well that explains it!"

You see, since becoming dry, Linsday has taken to drinking Kombucha tea. While the company that makes the tea claims it contains less than .5% alcohol, it is suspected the percentage may be higher.

So with the 25 gallons of that she drank that day plus the 30 bottles of cough syrup she took for a little scratch she had, and the swig of Listerine she accidentally swallowed before the party, that totally puts her in the clear.