1. He comes home smelling of perfume.
2. Often makes excuses for coming home late such as, "I have to work late" or, "I need to bang some chick."
3. He gets emails and voicemails from various women complimenting him on his resemblance to a rabbit.
4. You look at your boyfriend's appointment book and you see "8:00 meeting with Charlotte... 9:00 sex with Charlotte, 10:00 More sex with Charlotte"
5. Your name is not Charlotte.
6. When having sex, he screams out "Oh my god, I love you uhh.. shit what day is it.. ok.. Stephanie!"
7. He says, "Honey, I'm cheating on you with several women"
8. His facebook profile says "In a relationship with.. uhh.. I know this.. hold on.."
9. You tell him you're pregnant and he shouts, "Shit! You too?"
10. You ask him for you to see each other exclusively and his response is "What? You mean like all the time?"
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